So the delightful and charismatic Maria Killam, over at Color Me Happy, has jogged me into a corner with crayola crayon’s, scented markers, some candy, and spongebob squarepants stickers (with a cheerful, and delighted merriment knowing darn well I don’t have the strength to turn down SPONGEBOB, or candy, it has SUGAR in it!) bribing me to take the “What’s your color Personality” challenge. Now I don’t know about ya’ll, but when I see a a hand full of snazzy spongebob squarepants stickers dancing with glitter in combination with a box of 96 count crayola crayons WITH BUILT-IN sharpener, I turn into a screeching, elated, over the moon two year old running around the house trying to find my Cinderella coloring book. DAMN her! She knows my weaknesses!! And with that I accepted the bribe and said YES! What can I say, with my lute in hand I spent the afternoon, sniffing markers, blanketing the Tabby cat in Spongebob stickers,(hehe, look the spongebob dances when tabby’s butt moves) and chewing on red crayons all with a psychedelic orange and blue cinderella reverie. Good Times! So here ya go Maria, this is for you!!
1) What’s the first color you see in the morning? A grey striped Tabby butt (now covered in stickers) molesting me at 5am.
2)What color are your eyes? Depends, on a good day they are suppose to be green. But after sniffing markers, they have a tendency to get a little bloodshot.
3)What color do you wear the most? Im pretty blurry eyed when I step into the closet in the morning. The fact that I get to work clothed is a miracle in it self. But I think I manage to wear a lot of green and pink.
4) What color do I never wear? Yellow. Hate it. Makes me think of bananas. Who wants to look like a chiquita? But the stickers are fun to wear on your forehead!
5)What color do you wear when you want to feel sexy? Red Valentino heels, do you need anything else?
6)What color gets you the most compliments? Black. It’s a serious take no prisoners color, especially with the red heels. Although the red crayon in the teeth and the blue marker on the nose probably takes the seriousness down a notch.
7)What color is your lipstick? Bubble gum chapstick from Dr Harr. When you chew on crayons, the whole lipstick thing kinda becomes a problem
8)What color was your living room growing up? Dead body beige. It was the 80’s. Color was SO passe (no wonder Im addicted to paint and crayons, I was deprived as a child!)
9)What color was your bedroom when you were growing up? Beige. BUT I had vibrant purple colored carpet. The kind that blinds you to stupidity!
10)What color are your sheets? Blue, green, beige, and brown paisley. They feel slimy they are so soft!
11) What color was your favorite crayon as a child? Pink! Thus the reason I have moved on to red crayons….it’s more grown up of me.
12) What color is your car? Hippo grey with a side of awesome
13)What color was your prom dress? Unfortunately I skipped on prom and went straight to the after party. Jeans, a white tank top, and ZIMA cooler in hand. God we were so cool it was wicked!
14)What’s your favorite gemstone? Dare I say, not big on the jewelry. But Grandma always put down the law and forced me to wear pearls. Thus, I have two strands of them.
GOOD GOD, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOLY MARY JESUS AND JOSEPH. I CANT BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS. DOES IT FEEL LIKE THIS IS GOING ON FOR DAYS? I FEEL ABUSED AND TORTURED. OK DEEP BREATHS, IN OUT, IN OUT…….CRAYONS, SPONGEBOB, MARKERS….OK I CAN DO THIS
15)What is your favorite flower? Anything that my husband brings to me. (As long as he doesn’t first go to the cemetery) I will take anything he brings to me.
16)What color makes you happiest? Red because it always seems to lead to something naughty.
17)What color depresses you? Yellow.
18)What color calms you? Abby the Tabby. But she is a miserable ugly gray with a side of darker grey stripes. Hehe..( I heart my abby the tabby) but if you turn her around she has colorful stickers on her butt in blue and green. Those make me happy!
19)What color makes you grind your teeth? How about a blonde haired, 40 something, color specialist, that comes at you with a bag of crayons, markers, and stickers, threatening me to write a post about my color personality?
20) What color would you like to try but are scared to? Grey. I get enough of it at 5 am.
Oh for the love of GOD, we are done! Yay!! So I hope all of you enjoy this. And just know, I was pinned against a chain linked fence, in a dark alley being bribed with desirable lute, and a little candy (GOD I love candy, it has sugar in it!) to bring this to you today. Don’t get any ideas either, because I refuse to be abused and bribed in such a manner ever again. I quit crayons and spongebob with the help of Tabby anonymous.